To my son Tommy,
Mommy and I had this bright idea to let you pick your own color of paint for your own room. Perhaps that was too bright of an idea. You picked what you described as Oriole Orange, what Valspar describes as Island Orange, and what we describe as Construction Safety Orange. Well it is never too early for you to learn that you may have to live with the consequences of your choices!
Sincerely with love from your dad,