To my son Tommy,
You have questions. Like any curious five year old, the questions seem endless. The latest barrage seems to be about your newest water bottle. You will not be satisfied until you know the names of each of those Muppets. As far as annoying questions go, it could be worse. Except for not knowing Janice from the Electric Mayhem and not knowing the names of the old men in the balcony (Statler and Waldorf...I looked it up...but still not sure which is which) I have had no problem naming these off to answer your questions. It is much easier to be pleasant and patient to sooo many questions (often repeated) when I know at least some of the answers. Now, I just have to correct you because you think Floyd Pepper is called Dr. Pepper when if he had any formal title Sgt. would be much more likely. Good thing school is two hours late tomorrow because you seem to be in an argumentative mood and don't want to go to bed until this matter is settled.
Sincerely with love from your dad,